Beaver Doll
Are questions allowed to rhyme?
By now you’ve seen the pictures
You know the madness was real
A few words from a Yidiot
So you can get a better feel
Futility Knife damn near suffocated
Between the Beaver’s triple D’s
We asked Porkchop to be our leader
As we gazed into her knees
Valkyrie mooned the city
Then “accidentally” broke her bra
As Costigans erection grew closer
To his ever dropping jaw
BJ Girl came with a mysterious rash
STD?… I do not know
I think she gave it to most of us
Definitely to Shrunken Fro
Flattery flirted with everything
Especially the doll named Bert
At one point I tried to deflate him
To end his misery and hurt
Questions brought us all together
“Correct” answers we never sought
Just a feeling that something was missing
And the knowledge it couldn’t be bought
I saw pieces of myself in all of them
As varied as they proved to be
I doubt I could ever express
What that weekend meant to me
*wipes away tear*
You people are simply the best ever.
Who the hell took my bra after it blew up?
Beaver Love
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